are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence
You can birth children! How cool is that? That tree can’t have kids but you can!
Leave it to him to have the weirdest, yet effective, pep talks.
This is why we are friends
WHO LET BENEDICT ATTEND THE OSCARS WITHOUT SUPERVISION HES A 5 YEAR OLD
Remember when Martin and Ben were like really awkward and uncomfortable-looking at the Emmy’s a couple years ago, and they were like “omg we have to stay together, we only know each other”
and now Ben’s at the Oscars alone and he’s just on fucking crack.
I bet his parents are watching and telling each this is not what they raised.
Meanwhile Martin is laughing his ass off phone in hand because he just dared Ben to do it via text message